Wednesday, December 23, 2009

i think the fact that I'm drunk on a plane playing World of Warcraft and blogging on the way to Jamaica to spend Festivus makes me the most ridiculous girl alive.

Santogold is pumping their Santo-hits into my willing ears. We're over orlando. This bloody mary is early. My death knight needs to run dungeons to get frost emblems, but alas, this plane ride is the plane of lag.

WHY HAVEN'T YOU SIGNED UP FOR A TRIAL ACCOUNT SO I CAN JUST TURN THIS WEBSITE INTO AN EXCLUSIVE DEATH KNIGHT TALENT BUILD DISCUSSION BOARD ALREADY?

For f. Duel wield frost AND blood and lose the ghoul even though he tanks. The patch will only ruin your life again anyway.

Come on people, having friends and a life is for fucking suckers. Play games, go dancing, find a hot husband, buy a cat, be like me, feel lucky for your family, get a sequend skirt on sale, love your mom, love your husbabd;s mom, kill in the argent tournament, drink a bloody mary on the plane, cut off all yr nasty ass long hair, get a deaf best friend, throw your belongings into the Hudson, threaten to quit every day, every day know it's a joke, like your job, eat a pizza, die in a fire, wear your seatbelt, survive the fire in a crazy one in a million chance, keep the Krampus in Christmas, draw a photorealistic octopus on your brother in laws end table and keep writing even though.

I love you.

I've got to earn badges of frost. Don't make fun of me. You know you want it.

EGghghghg, the logistics of getting up to use the toi-ray are a real hass. JAHHHH.



posted at 01:31 by bunny mcintosh


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