Wednesday, January 21, 2009
I went out to a shiny new breakfast place with Amy, where we discussed the stupidness of Leesville. She pointed out that, when having a conversation here, there is a 3 second delay before people respond, as if they are dead behind the eyes.
Apparently Adolf used to be the mayor of Leesville, but now he owns a Nazi style convenient store.
Or how about this gem of a conversation I had the other day:
"Are you out of USB chords?"
(barked at in a shrill voice) "Well what do you expect? We just had three thousand soldiers come back from Iraq!"
AS IF IT WAS A SURPRISE THEY WERE RETURNING. A SIMPLE "YES, WE'LL GET MORE IN ON TUESDAY" WOULD HAVE DONE.
When I announced that I was "constantly filled with rage" because this town's level of customer service is about on par with an irritated, underemployed teenager, Amy admitted to "just crying for no reason," and "being defeated," and "wishing [we] could move to some place exotic, like Afghanistan or Rwanda."
you are the reason I haven't gouged out my own wrist veins with a pencil this morning
In order to get past this, she joined some senior citizen orchestra that practices at the middle school on week nights. I, on the other hand, may become an arsonist for fun.
After breakfast we went to watch Obama get inaugurated while her dog gave her high fives. AT LEAST WE HAVE A COOL NEW PRESIDENT FOR PEOPLE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.
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