Thursday, April 24, 2008
sean: there are two young asian women about 10 feet from me who are sharing a piece of cake, over which they prayed just a few moments ago. one is wearing a read shirt that says "body of christ" on it.
me: HOT
sean: that cake has more frosting than i'm sure jesus would permit
me: THE FUCK IT DOES
sean: no, i mean, its got chocolate frosting AND parallel lines of white frosting spaced about 1/3 an inch apart
me: that's the entire point of cake. go ask one out. go say "your cake looks delicious. Hi I'm Sean."
and then wink
be sure to be SMOOTH
me: go do it I dare you.
sean: actually, they both got up and left. their stuff is at the table. i'm thinking about stealing one of their bags
me: Oh yeah steal me one.
sean: well, i have my own bag, and a tripod. i'm sure i wouldn't look suspcious carrying three bags around.
me: THESE ARE ALL MINE
just bark that at anyone who looks you in the face
sean: I'M FUCKING BUSY I'M TAKING 12 CLASSES THIS TERM
me: WHAT THE FUCK GO AWAY FROM ME AND MY BAGS
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