Thursday, February 15, 2007

I am ripping this off from The Cropper...

Jon and Lucas set out to make an unclassy list and emailed me the results:

# TGI Friday's frozen jalapeno poppers

# Using the word "fantasy" in a song (Earth, Wind, and Fire excepted, of course)

# Ice Milk

# Screwtop wine (not always unclassy these days)

# Camouflage

# Pontiacs (the cars, not the Native American tribe)

# A Wedding Story on TLC

# Outlet malls

# Car bras

# Doral cigarettes

# New Car Smell air freshener

# Jean shorts

# Windsor, Ontario

# Toilet paper roll air fresheners

# Above-ground pools

# Taquitos

# specialized, non-standard pizza crusts (i.e. stuffed crust)

# Blowing bubbles with your own spit

# Ice beer

# Superior, Wisconsin

# Tour shirts

# Del Monte Ketchup

# Snot Rockets

# Brushing teeth with shirt sleeve

# The Olive Garden

# West Memphis

# Squishy toilet seats

# Beer cozies

# Chicken in a Biscuit crackers

# Brookstone

# Pumpable popcorn butter

# Pink flamingoes

# Car seat covers

# Bowling alley concessions

... I came up with my own contributions. They are as follows:

#"frosted" hair pulled through a cap

#splitting the buffet

#adult overalls

#having your boyfriend drive you around in his Dodge Omni in a panic looking for some place that sells Plan B while you cry

#your beanie baby collection

#the Franklin Mint

#L'eggz

#Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves' clip in hair extensions

#going by the name "Fantasia," "Showcase," or "Destany"

#naming your baby "Charity," "Faith" or "Chastity."

#Johnathan product

#smeared fake tan

#hiding from the cops at your cousin's house

#freezing batteries to get them to recharge

#selecting a casket from Sams Club

#switching the tags

#Muscle Milk

#hot tub masterbators

#the Beach Boys going on Home Improvement


Ideas?



posted at 9:45 AM by bunny mcintosh


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