Thursday, February 15, 2007
I am ripping this off from The Cropper...Jon and Lucas set out to make an unclassy list and emailed me the results:
# TGI Friday's frozen jalapeno poppers
# Using the word "fantasy" in a song (Earth, Wind, and Fire excepted, of course)
# Ice Milk
# Screwtop wine (not always unclassy these days)
# Camouflage
# Pontiacs (the cars, not the Native American tribe)
# A Wedding Story on TLC
# Outlet malls
# Car bras
# Doral cigarettes
# New Car Smell air freshener
# Jean shorts# Windsor, Ontario
# Toilet paper roll air fresheners
# Above-ground pools
# Taquitos
# specialized, non-standard pizza crusts (i.e. stuffed crust)
# Blowing bubbles with your own spit
# Ice beer
# Superior, Wisconsin
# Tour shirts
# Del Monte Ketchup
# Snot Rockets
# Brushing teeth with shirt sleeve
# The Olive Garden
# West Memphis
# Squishy toilet seats
# Beer cozies
# Chicken in a Biscuit crackers
# Brookstone
# Pumpable popcorn butter
# Pink flamingoes
# Car seat covers
# Bowling alley concessions
... I came up with my own contributions. They are as follows:
#"frosted" hair pulled through a cap
#splitting the buffet
#adult overalls
#having your boyfriend drive you around in his Dodge Omni in a panic looking for some place that sells Plan B while you cry
#your beanie baby collection
#the Franklin Mint
#L'eggz
#Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves' clip in hair extensions
#going by the name "Fantasia," "Showcase," or "Destany"
#naming your baby "Charity," "Faith" or "Chastity."
#Johnathan product
#smeared fake tan
#hiding from the cops at your cousin's house
#freezing batteries to get them to recharge
#selecting a casket from Sams Club
#switching the tags
#Muscle Milk
#hot tub masterbators
#the Beach Boys going on Home Improvement
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