Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Oh goodie goodie! More retardationg spewing from the mouths of people completely uninvolved in the scientific community.

SOY MAKES YOU GAY


From World Net Daily:
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. -Jim Rutz

But wait, Jim, are you a biologist?

No, I'm minster who writes editorials on World Net Daily.

Oh good. Then you have complete authority to make claims regarding the physological and psycholigical effects of fucking soy beans.

Maybe soy makes YOU gay, Jim. But for me, soy doesn't do half as much as, oh say, a bottle of champaign as we can clearly see below in this picture documenting me acting all faggy on New Years Eve.


Evil Gay Juice, as pictured above, is making me sin

It seems like a good way to get rid of an unwanted boyfriend, or to make your firstborn more likely to become a broadway tap dancing legend. Just feed any youngish man soy beans and soon it's SOMEONE GET ME A SOY LATTE AND DRIVE ME TO A CHER CONCERT BEFORE I START SWEATING IN THESE LEATHER PANTS.




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