Wednesday, April 05, 2006
I know what you're thinking but no: I'm not here to give some tirade about teenage girls who are pro-anorexia (or "pro-anna" as they so call it). Basically all I've decided is that I hate teenagers.
I hated teenagers when I was a teenager, and I don't have the energy to wrestle with the concept of pro-anorexia in my head. Good for you, assless self-hating girls who refuse to eat. More cakes for fatty mcfat face, normal sized me.
What I AM here to do, is tell you about my new favorite STAR: Rachel Zoe. Rachel Zoe is the lady on the right who is Nicole Richies stylist or some such. Now that "fake old woman" makeup on her face is HER REAL ACTUAL FACE. YES.
She looks like a 17 year old dressed up as "Grandma" in a crappy theatrical production of Our Town. But alas! That is a real lady. That is a real lady with goreous blonde locks swimming down her back and a perfect figure who happens to have the sun kissed tan and, therefore, the face of a Dick Tracey bad guy. I love you Rachel Zoe, because you're a hideous tanorexic with a hilarious face. I also love Nicole Richie's giant, stupid, floating head.
I'm Bunny Mcintosh.
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