Thursday, January 19, 2006
An non-neutered dog may:
* Have an uncontrollable urge to roam
* Find a way out of a secure enclosure to get to a bitch in heat
* Urinate on everything, inside and outside, to mark his territory
* Hump neutered dogs
* Hump moving objects and people
* Attack other dogs
* Become a father, leaving you part responsible for unplanned puppies
*Hump my leg while I'm making coffee this morning.
Pervert
I don't know how my dog could afford to send puppies to college, as he doesn't have a job. I'm not sure how dog laws work, but I'm sure the mom dog will remember the sweet sweet night of romance and tell her owner. Then it will be all shame and denial for the puppies. In any event, the Bandit just humped a slipper. Here comes the lipstick!
Donate to the Anti-Hump Dog Project. I THOUGHT I HAD UNTIL HE WAS SIX MONTHS. My pervert dog has betrayed me.
Help a sister out. Or, donate to a real cause. Either way.
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